Santa Claus, elves, flying reindeer –
children are not so naive these days. And peace on Earth, good will to men?
Really now! So many years into the 21st century, it is time we
re-imagined the American Christmas on a grand scale commensurate with our
technological prowess and national power! Yes, Mary, there IS a Santa
Clause!!
How could that be? Santa Claus could never make and deliver that many toys throughout the fifty American states in one night, could
he? And could anyone ever know which millions of children are naughty, and
which millions are nice?
But Mary – you’ve heard about robotics
and drones, haven’t you? And of surely you’ve heard of electronic surveillance?
That is how Santa does it, in a secret, hardened, underground, complex beneath
the North Pole, using the same technology as the American military and industrial
complex.
And that is why it is so important for
Congress to support AMICA. You know
what “amicable” is, don’t you, Mary? It means peaceful – as in Peace through Strength, the motto of the
Strategic Air Command (nuclear bombers). And AMICA
(which means ‘friend’) stands for the American
Military Industrial Complex Agenda, which fosters Peace on Earth by using special drones to assassinate Bad Guys. I’m sure you’ve heard about Bad Guys on the news – they are people
who don’t want US to control THEIR countries. But that is our special
role in the world, to ensure World Peace,
which requires world control, which requires a super-strong US military and drones, and ...
I suppose it might be a little confusing
right now, but you will understand better when you are a little older. For now,
just know that there is a Santa
Clause, who uses American technology to bring you toys, and He loves American children
more than any other children on earth.
© 2013, Stephen Rowe
Stephen Rowe
630.251.6931
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